ユーモア、川柳、名言

日本語の学習にダジャレを　nihongo no gakushu ni dajare wo

星欲しい?　Do you want a star?
hoshi hosii

階段で怪談をする　I tell a ghost story on the stairs.
kaidande kaidan wo suru

制服で世界征服　world domination by uniform
seifuku de sekaiseifuku

大地真央をだいちまおう　Let's hold Ms.Daichi Mao.
Daichi Mao{actress}wo daichimao

ゴキブリの動きぶり　The way of motion of a cockroach.
gokiburi no ugokiburi

磯へ急げ　Hurry to a rocky beach.
iso e isoge

歯科医者の司会者　A chairperson of a dentist
shikaisha no shikaisha

南極で何曲歌うつもり How many songs are you going to sing in the South Pole?
nankyoku de nankyoku utautsumori

太陽に行きたいよう　I want to go to the sun.
taiyo ni ikitaiyo

マスカラが落ちますから　Because mascara falls.
masukara ga ochimasukara

おかしなお菓子　Strange sweets
okashina okashi

韓国に勧告する　I advise South Korea.
kankoku ni kankokusuru

すいか安いか　Is a watermelon cheap?
suika yasuika

肉を憎む I hate meat.
niku wo nikumu

池に行け　Go to a pond.
ike ni ike

ウランは売らん　I do not sell uranium.
uran wa uran

お金はおっかねー　Money is dreadful.
okane wa okkane

イランはいらん　Iran is not needed.
iran wa iran

牛の後ろへ　To the back of a cow
ushi no ushiro e

鯵のお味　Taste of a horse mackerel
aji no oaji

石の意志　Will of a stone
ishi no ishi

海を生み　The sea is produced.
umi wo umi

瓜を売り I sell a melon.
uri wo uri

桶を置け！０Ｋ！ Place a bucket! 0K!
oke wo oke

アルミ缶の上に、あるみかん There is a mandarin orange on an aluminum can,
arumikan no ue ni aru mikan

私はアイスを愛す。I love ice.
watashi wa aisu wo aisu



イクラはいくら？ How much is salmon caviar?
ikura wa ikura

いるかはいるかー Are there any dolphins?
iruka wa iru ka

教会に行くのは今日かい Do we go to a church today?
kyoukai ni iku no wa kyou kai

猫が寝込んだ The cat fell asleep.
neko ga nekonda

ふとんがふっとんだ The bedding was blown away.
futon ga futtonda

お食事券で汚職事件 the corruption case by the meal tickets
oshokujiken de oshokujiken

ドイツ人と同一人物 The German,the same person
doitsujin to douitsujinbutsu

イカが怒った The cuttlefish got angry.
ika ga ikatta

前髪で前が見えない　A front cannot be seen by forelock.
maegami de mae ga mienai

豚がぶった　The pig struck.
buta ga butta

犬がいぬ　There are no dogs.
inu ga inu

かばをかばう　The hippopotamus is protected.
kaba wo kabau

校長先生絶好調　a principal -- in peak condition
kouchosensei zekkoucho

鶏肉を取りにくい　It is hard to take chicken.
toriniku wo torinikui

スキーが好き　I like ski.
sukii ga suki

梅がうめー　A plum is nice.
ume ga umee

九州に吸収される　It is absorbed by Kyushu.
Kyushu ni Kyushusareru

秋田に飽きた　I got bored with Akita.
Akita ni akita

ステキなステーキ　A great steak.
sutekina suteiki

ロシアの殺し屋恐ろしや　The professional killer of Russia is fearful.
roshia no koroshiya osoroshiya

レモンのいれもん　A lemon container
remon no iremon

予想するのはよそう　I stop expecting.
yosousuru no wa yosou

ブドウ一粒どう?　How about one grain of grape?
budou hitotsubu dou

内容がないよう　There are no contents.
naiyou ga nai you

今日の散歩は３歩で中止！ Today's walk is stopped in three steps!
kyou no sanpo wa sanpo de chushi

大掃除してる家庭が、 多そうじゃー！ The families which are carrying out general cleaning seem many.
oosoujisiteiru katei ga oo sou ja

奇怪な機械！ A strange machine!
kikaina kikai

忍者が適任じゃ！ You are suitable for a Ninja.
ninja ga tekinin ja

高官は好感が持てない A high official is not likable.
koukan wa koukan ga motenai

破壊したのは歯かい？ Is what was destroyed a tooth?
hakaishita no wa ha kai

服で拭く！ He wipes with dress!
fuku de fuku

肩が語っている！ The shoulder is telling!
kata ga katatteru

女性のための助成金！　The subsidy for a woman!
josei no tame no joseikin

そなたの弾くソナタが聞きたい！　I would like to listen to the sonata which you play.
sonata no hiku sonata ga kiki tai

呪いのせいで、歩きがのろい！ Because of a curse, a walk is slow!
noroi no seide aruki ga noroi

該当する人を街頭で見つけた！ The applicable person was found in the street!
gaitousuru hito wo gaitou de mitsuketa

秘書の避暑！ A secretary's summering!
hisho no hisho

左遷など、させん！ I never make you degradation.
sasen nado sasen

この胸囲は脅威だ！ This girth of the chest is a threat!
kono kyoui wa kyoui da

耐寒を体感する！ Proof against the cold is felt!
taikan wo taikansuru

この鎖、腐りかけている！ This chain -- it is rotting!
kono kusari kusarikakete iru

立花氏と立ち話！ I'm talking while standing with Mr. Tachibana!
Tachibana si to tachibanashi

人気のある人は任期が長い！ Popular persons have the long term of office!
ninki no aru hito wa ninki ga nagai

彼は商店に焦点を当てる！ He focuses on a store!
kare wa shouten ni shouten wo ateru

名僧が瞑想！　 A noted priest meditates!
meisou ga meisou

ワイヤーって、怖いやー！ A wire is fearful!
waiyaa tte kowai yaa

体操はたいそう身体にいい！ Gymnastics are very good for the body!
taisou wa taisou sintai ni ii

機雷の好き嫌い Tastes of a mine.
kirai no suki kirai

参加国は３ヶ国！ Participating nations are three nations!
sankakoku wa sankakoku

不愉快な冬かい？ Is it an unpleasant winter?
fuyukaina fuyu kai

死角について言う資格はない！ There is no qualification said about a dead angle!
shikaku nitsuite iu shikaku wa nai